A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
If this is perfectly ok, then I want to see a skimpy costume Snake in the games.
Not to mention the skintight sneaking suits Solid Snake and Raiden wear.
DO PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT QUIET
EVEN PLAY METAL GEAR
DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS???
IT’S A GAME ABOUT FANTASTIC MEN’S ASSES.
This is actual dialogue they wrote and recorded in multiple languages.
Sigint: Snake, what’s up? Why are you naked? I know there’s a “NAKED” option under “UNIFORM” that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don’t get any advantages whatsoever. Naked Snake: Sure there are. Sigint: Like what? Naked Snake: It feels good. Sigint: …Man, you do whatever you want. Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though. Sigint: What? Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
AND LET’S NOT FORGET
Metal Gear is perfect for so many reasons, and this is one of them.
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S
I don’t really post on image boards but browsing tumblr I stumbled over the template with these three characters on it and I just couldn’t stop thinking about how I’d mash them up myself, so here we go! Super fun design challenge!
Obvs I didn’t bother with canon artstyles but all I wanted to draw was the clothes anyway (not pictured: a tiny lil’ ponytail for middlegal)
emlan dares to imagine combinations of some of anime’s most kickass women to create a the world’s most powerful waifu. As a bonus, feel free to have an overdramatic debate on whether "Legend of Korra" counts as an anime character.